Rhianna “Riri” Iverson is a badass boss bitch with many, many girls

riri@rhiannaisthebest.ca

Contrary to rumors, Rhianna Banana is, in fact, a banana. But she is a space banana. She has many magical qualities. If you consume her, you may die. But you may also become magical.

Write that down. Get out your vibometer and check it.